An experience in Peru
Saturday, September 27, 2014
And we are back
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Nearly last day
Monday, September 22, 2014
Monday morning madness
So what am I doing this fine Monday morning? Why I am mopping up water with a dustpan and brush. So Captain's flat has flooded again, the first time being just before I came out to Peru. Captain had been awake since 4am mopping up the place, apparantly stealthly as Ididn't hear a thing and woke up to have a flooded room. As fate will have it, the corner of the room where my phone was charging and on the floor was up hill so remained dry. Now captain is fixing things and I am writing this.
Comedy moment over, I have noticed I haven't posted all weekend. The weekend has been interesting to say the least. I am finding more people that speak English, and every one can speak English a little better. I have spent 2 nights in a row at the fire station. The first being friday night. After responding all night we went and done other days and came back and spent another night. Because one of the drivers who are actually paid is on compassionate leave, Captain is having to step in to drive over these nights. Saturday, after our day helping peoplestudy for exams, reading and telling stories, we went back to the station house to find it all locked up. Captain had a 7am run so we kind of had to be at the station. The 3 shutters were down and the door locked from the inside as the normal lock was broken. A man who also showed up (blind drunk and stumbling everywhere) also couldn't get iin. After him ringing the doorbell many times to no response, Capptain decided he might have a screwdriver to take the window out to get us in and he can fix it (When you live in Peru, you learn many thingsin terms of DIY from fixing a fire truck, to fixing the boiler as I have now seen him do both).A higher rank man turns up at this point with a remote control and opens it for us.
So yeah that was that night. After a couple of jobs and a few hours sleep (or not sleeping) the next day arrives.
Captain goes for this run that takes several hours as he is babysitting the teenagers that can't complete it and I play on the ambulances more. After 4 or 5 jobs, a failed attempt for the firefighters to wake me up for breakfast Iam up, showered and fed. Captain's friend that took me to central Lima has said he will take me to Miraflores market and do the whole touristy souvineer shopping. Due to circumstances he could not make it so I settle in to watch Ice Age as there is no vehicles in service. Another friend of Captains, who is from here called Italian as he tells us many times he is part Italian but can't get an Italian passport, offers to take me to Miraflores and have a wonder. He helped me get the touristy bits (all but 2 small things), showed me the beach shopping centre, came for food with me and showed me the beach. Many hours later we return to Captain's house. Now, half of my stuff is now at the fire house. The door to the girls bedroom was locked by the girls and they had all left. That stuff abandoned until today I head to sleep. Cue the beginning of this post with the water, sleeping through the mess,waking up to wet floors and very luckily no wet things.
Now that most of the water is gone, Captain has decided to give up and get a plumber to fix the boiler so we can have hot water so we can head out to play with big BIG trucks and the rest of the day.
Here is some photos to keep you amused whilst I go out to play.
Friday, September 19, 2014
Being a tourist
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Career under consideration...
I'm in the wrong job!
As mentionec before there is a new dog that was rescued about a week ago now. He is only a puppy. The ,guys here called him Spartan.
Spartan is a typical Peruvian male. As Captain said, he is either hungry or horny. He has definately been both! He decided he didn't like me this morning, and decided to scratch and bite me if I even walked anywhere where he could get! After a while I got bored and brought him treats and a chew toy. Later, we went out again to get him a collar (red of course! No other colour would do) and a ball to play with. After a good 4 hours of chewing his toys he is now normal and not attacking me! I definately need to be a dog trainer. On a side note, in the shop we went to there was a litter of new puppies and I fell in love with one and gutted I can't have him!
Back to the real life. I am getting a good number of calls today! And really learning and enjoying it here. Surprisingly, there are 3 or 4 people who have good English and no body knew until the English lass turns up. Even so, I do find the language barrier frustrating, especially when you know that the patient is fine and needs some gentle girly encouragement and will be fine.
I dont't really know what to write about the last day, not much has happened. I have been on several jobs, been to hospital a few times, come back. In the morning there was a large fire. Everyone (literally) went to it in 2 trucks and that left me there with the cleaner. I am not allowed to play on the fire enginces as my speciality is health. I used the time wisely though to go upstairs and nap. The guys there (and girls although there are very few) are being good, inviting me to join them for lunch, encouraging me to go out etc. Captain was off doing what a Captain needs to do, so Iate (ironically chinese) with the men. I did the whole needed more milk, went to the petrol station, went to get some money out too (I have money on a cash passport), and the machine swallowed my card. Knowing Ihave another account linked to it and the card is safe at the flat, I cancel the card and all is well. At least i know ATMs are hungry, no matter where in the world they are.
Later, the guys wanted to make use of the nearly Paramedic that they have been looking after. IThe station had a meeting of all the 1st chiefs and 2nd chiefs of all the stations in Lima. The 2nd chief of all of Lima had something in his eye, and asked me to take a look (it took longer to try and understand what they wanted!). Half a syringe full of water he is happy.
I have a text from mum today saying have Igot enough money. Now, I wasn't sure how much I would need to loaded a US dollar cash card with more than enough and can get money out in their currency (Nuevo sol). What I hadn't realised is how cheap it is here! An example, A packet of 20 malborough cigarettes in England would cost, what, £7.50 ish? I am sure my cooperative friends will correct me the real price but its near enough. Here, they cost 8 Sol. To give you an idea, this is less than 2 pound! 1 pound is about 4.8 sol I think!. However, some things aren't cheap. A bottle of Peruvian wine would cost about 5 pound (I haven't actually had any alcohol since the plane!) And the well known brands a little more. However, on that note, anyone want anything cheap?im taking orders....
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
I'm learning.
So I am learning quickly now that I am in day 6 (Already?!).
1) All males think the same, whether human or not.
2) The bigger the fire engine the smaller the rescuee (more on this another day)
3) Sleep light and run.
Iam back at the fire house and spending another night here and responding during the night. Captain has been taken off his lead and is allowed to come out today (in other words, not been sent to help other people out) so I plan to be very involved.
There are a huge number of differences between their ambulances and ours. Here are a few;
In England, ambulances generally are big yellow trucks with blue lights and lots of noise. There is lots of room in the back and there is all the equipment that I need (well, normally). Here, they are white transit vans with something that says ambulance and has red flashy things and also make a lot of noise. This is where the simalarities end. Inside, there is barely enough room to move as the stretcher is there. The equipment is limited and has its money worth of use. Put it this way, sometimes here you have to take üse once" as "this is the first use for this patient. Next time we meet them we shall use another one."
Nothing is done in half measures aswell. If you are called out, it is genuine. So this is the capital for Peru. There is about 200 calls per day. Lets take another capital of another well known country. They recieve 6000 a day, and most don't need hospital.
That said, Peru ambulances still have better suspension.
Back to the day. Its only 7pm here so my day is just beginning. After many story swapping between me and captain, we end up at the station house. Captain has to fix the green monster (rescue unit) as it STILL has a hole in it. Although Captain is not due to work until 7, we are here. As I was wrtiting this we get a call... someone intoxicated. Some things never change!
So I am leaving you here and learning more spanish. Ishall update on the night tomorrow.
I shall leave one thought though. Los Bomberos are not heros, they are normal people who think they are spidermen (They all have webbing which they throw over a balcony and tie on for a quick escape).
Buenas noches.
Monday, September 15, 2014
Parade and pool
Ok so I hope you have found this entertaining, Captain certantly has! Day 4 has provided a lot of waiting around. The Pippers have made Captain go and do several things that have taken him all day. The poor bloke hasn't even been able to sleep much!
Waking up on the 4th day I was greeted to no ambulance and no fire engine. As Captain was sleeping the total of 3 hours he could have I wasn't able to go out. It turns out The Beast never returned post the "big" fire but kept getting sent elsewhere. The ambulance was out for the third time that night! Anyway, there were a load of people around in shorts and T-shirts. Part of the training is to do a sunday 7k run. After parade (Kind-of. My sister in my volunteer role, who I hope is reading, should teach them properly!), they leave. So I take advantage of a looong hot shower and writing yesterdays blog. They return several hours later and Captain naps. We all get lunch (nice fried chicken) and they are sent again on an event that they were on yesterday. Upstairs, there is a group of people practicing BLS (more like everything to become an ETA!). So, of course, I go and watch a few of the scenarios.
Now throughout my time being at the station house with people who don't speak English, naturally I have been learning some Spanish (If you know me, I did Spanish GCSE and waned to learn properly since). Apparantly, I am not that good. I went to the local mini shop, asked for any chocolate without nuts, and get presented with 4 types, Three have nuts! I go for the fourth which is fudge (which I also don't like)! Really, I wanted to get these mint oreo type things! Returning I play more games of pool, loose them all and just chill. There is no trucks out as there is no drivers! The rescue truck (now to be called green) is broken.leaking (green) coolant over the floor. Earlier, they tried to fix it with an egg white (Captain really needs to write a book about the "101 bizarre uses of eggs") and it didn't work. When Captain gets back we decide not to have another night in the fire house and head back to the flat.
Now, day 5 is more eventful. The day starts by chilling at the flat for a little while hearing stories about Captain in the varying countries he is from. If I learn nothing in these 2 weeks, I do know this:
-Don't get on the wrong side of Captain
-Don't pull a practical joke on Captain
-Don't come to Peru and graduate as a bombero.
So captain can make phone calls that relate him directly to the planes. He has threatened me with if I pull a practical joke on him, he will divert my plane elsewhere and not the UK. Understood.
I know we are going elsewhere today, not to Los Bomberos, although I don't know much. Iguess we shall see.

